Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
you never un-have a 4some
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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