i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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