yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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