He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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