it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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