We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
