She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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