Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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