Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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