I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
