I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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