I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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