Having a random hookup so left but love u
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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