Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
