My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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