your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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