I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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