i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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