i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
