yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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