also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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