i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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