yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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