I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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