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(201): View more from New Jersey

so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it

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(260): View more from Indiana

Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.

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(330): View more from Ohio

After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

I hate you

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