The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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