This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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