So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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