If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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