This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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