Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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