I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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