She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
