Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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