Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I am mentally ready for anal.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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