Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
