i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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