Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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