I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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