can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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