Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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