I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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