So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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