the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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