I wish i was in the wii world.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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