Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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