you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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