Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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