She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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