The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
FUCK WHALES
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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