we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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