The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your face is a jimmy john
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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