Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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