The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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