How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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