Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I met the friendliest cop last night
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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