I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize